I love The Big Bang Theory, the American sitcom, running its sixth season now. Sheldon Cooper is one of my favorite characters in the show. His lack of understanding of irony and sarcasm makes some of his comments so hilarious. Here are some of the best one’s I like:
Ah! memory impairment. The free prize at the bottom of a vodka bottle.
Ah! gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.
Oh, I’m sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self worth?
What computer do you have? And please don’t say a white one.
I’m not insane, my mother had me tested.
No it’s not going to be fine. Change is never fine, they say it is, but it’s not.
It’s a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately you have to be a visionary to see it.
I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.
If you don’t mind, I’d like to stop listening to you and start talking.
One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad.
Don’t you think if I were wrong. I’d know it?
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