Stercus Accidit!! (Shit Happens in Latin)
Seriously, shit fucking happens. This is not wisdom. This is a cliche. It was a cliche when cave bears were mauling caveman. It was a cliche when Romans were naling all and sundry to the wooden crosses. It was a cliche when they gave nobel proze for DNA structure to two charming men instead of the anti-social woman who discovered it. It was a cliche when your parents were ‘just making out a little’ and you were born nine months later. Shit! It happens to all of us. Stop wearing shit that happened to you as a badge of suffering. Deal with it like rest of us. And please don’t spend lifetime trying to process the shit. Put shit in a processor and you still end up with shit, with a different consistency.